Barman in Maryland

Getting drunk can be fun, it may also need a mop and bucket

Barman in Maryland
(tune: Maryland)

Good people now,
Good people true,
It’s time you had a hearty spew.

You’ve drunk the wine,
You’ve drunk the beer,
And now you’ve come to vomit here.

Take careful aim,
Don’t get all messed,
The barman here won’t be impressed.

Then when you’ve brought the last lot up
You’re welcome here,
We’ll fill your cup.

Good people now,
Good people true,
We make our living out of you.

© Trevor Morgan 2018

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