Silly Sharks

I wonder if sharks would find these limericks amusing. I’m guessing they would. Silly humans.

Hammer Head
A Shark with a head like a hammer
Never did have too much glamour
If you come into view
It will try to eat you
It’s enough to give you a stammer

Great White
A Shark that is big and white
Is famed for the size of it’s bite
For if it bit you
You could be cut in two
Then you would be in a plight

Reef Sharks
There’s Sharks that inhabit this reef
That really could cause you much grief
If you swim in their sea
They’ll eat you – for free
So your swim will be very brief

Laughing shark

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